Sorry for the delay. Someone sent me a hardcover copy of 'The Catcher In The Rye', a bottle of something called 'Grand Wormwood' and a map of Göbekli Tepe. If anyone has any connections with the Turkish General Directorate of Security that'd be great. They're friendly enough, but I think they're getting tired of the 'Midnight Express' jokes.
"Do you have some place I can hang my coat?" Hahahaha.